Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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