Don't make out with my wife yet
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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