we're making bets on your personal life
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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