Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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