I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He has the fingertips of a God
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