What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I've blown a few things in my day
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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