oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
they need to just BURY HIM!
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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