just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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