On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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