He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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