talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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