Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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