brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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