he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I love having hate sex.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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