some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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