Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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