I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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