I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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