Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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