Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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