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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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