We're like a lot better than the average bears
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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