Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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