Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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