I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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