Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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