i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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