Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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