Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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