My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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