you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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