I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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