He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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