your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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