I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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