whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It's official drugs can't kill me
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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