i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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