Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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