Duck Duck Cougar?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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