it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
