apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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