Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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