she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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