That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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