Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
porn star boner night. come get it.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
