I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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