she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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