"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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