Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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