Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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