I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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