apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
