I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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