nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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